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Rapture Rapes the Muses

Created on 2004-06-18 15:56:18 (#3530698), last updated 2009-07-17

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Name:roseinthecity
Birthdate:1987-05-14
Location:United States
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My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant total amazment.
- Joe Versus The Volcano

You know how you go to a restaurant on the weekend and it gets busy so they start a waiting list and then start calling of names: Duphrane party of two, Duphrane party of two. And if no one answers they'll say the name again. Duphrane, party of two. But then if no one answers they'll go onto the next name. Bush, party of three. But what happened to the Duphrane's? Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Duphrane's are in someone's trunk right now with duct tape over their mouths and they're hungry that's a double whammie. They need help. Bush, search party of three. You can eat once you find the Duphrane's. -- Mitch Hedberg
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